pulpfanfiction:

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside

(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside

(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark

armageddonnn:

how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me


  • big foot: im real
  • ppl: we thought u were a myth
  • big foot: u were myth-taken

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

snowprincess-artist:

My family talking about me

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

ronswansonmemes:

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

ronswansonmemes:

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

cyberlich:

bro… (kicks you the hacky sack) what do you think it means to exist..

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank